Stupid Things when yor Pissed

What do you guys do thats really stupid and don't realise untill the next day?

The worse i've heard of is my mate (and it really was my mate and not me)

He got totaly shitfaced on cider and vodka in the day and passed out in the pub. 3 of us had to carry him home to which point he pissed himself, basically water so it wernt too bad. We laid him in bed and left him for the night.

The next day he said he woke up and had shit his bed in the middle of the night, all in his bed and on his hands. So he got up and went to the toilet and found hand prints of shit all over the wall where he'd been trying to find the lightswitch in the the middle of the night where he must of needed another piss in the night. His mum went fuckin mental!

I fucking lol'd

Drank shitloads, came out the pub at 1pm and one of my mates was skateboarding about (hes very good lol) and he was mostly sober. Me half not being able to walk and being pissed said i could do better...so he said if i could go down the big hill we were on and turn the corner at the bottom he'd give me £10..so me being pissed up was like YEAH! £10! EZ.

2 minutes later i was upside down in a really spikey bush =[

rofl :X

We threw eggs frm someones flat at a police combi.. They found out it was us.
Got fined

I went out got fuked out my skull one night, Left club bout 1am and decided to strip off and go swimming in a lake on Uni campus infornt of everyone. Some girl took me home on the condition I had a bath when i got there. She put candles all around the bath for me and left me too it. I got in and fell asleep, woke up to find my hair spray had caught alight and my head was on fire!. Then too top things off I decided to go for a piss which I thought was the bathroom but was actually over this birds stereo :/

She werent fukin happy

Hairspray? R@fl

Went out with mates....

Bought booz...

I drank more than half a big bottle of vodka, 2 shots and a beer was throwing up etc couldnt talk for shit... and my friend dragged me home. where i woke up in the middle of the hallway thinking... "what the fuck have i just done."

And my mum took a picture

Sounds like a normal Friday/Saturday night

i generally get lairy for some reason even though im built like a fucking shanty town,

last time i was out with work for some reason got into a arguement with the captain of a local rugby team, needless to say i was kinda sore the next day after getting pummled.

also ran into a shop window in a rage aswell a while ago, bounce back was funny

Agreed Went out last Friday, was on tube, tried to jump over the seat and didnt see hand rail, Cracked my head on it and then crashed to floor infornt of like 30 people, almost knocked myself out ahahahha

Note to self - Gota stop drinking!

tried to ride my bike in my shed

loved it

LMao Vance

i just txt people the stupidest shit

LOL epic vance!

Usually go for indecent exposure recently. recently got it out waved it about (down pub) then tried chatting up a lass who just had a good look. Got her number but she never text back so couldnt have been impressed :s

Agreed! I bloody hate reading my Sent message the next day

I love it unless its to my girlfriend =[

i urm, went to my college freshers party at college - got so wankered before but the drink didnt properly kick in until i mixed it properly by dancing - chucked my guts up for about 30 mins, walked out and just passed out on a table - got carried out by security :[

prank phone calls at 7am, usually to the parents of people who are at uni, saying shit like "this is alan blahblah from aberdeen uni, graham hasnt attended any lectures in the past 2 weeks, do u know were he is?", best way of running down ur contract, and its fucking hilarious

naked skateboarding down the street & dressing up in short skirt fluffly boots a bra n walking round the town

i also like posting pointless threads on some website also hmmmmm