"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President
"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
"That's the fastest time ever run - but not as fast as the world record."
- David Coleman
"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."
- Ron Atkinson
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
"Most lies about blondes are false."
- Cincinnati Times-Star, headline
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
- David Acfield
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Edited by pinKy on 15/07/08 11:04am