10 reasons why Blizzard > Uzi
ZOMG! I hear you say. I can almost hear the jackhammer noise as the frantic abuse of Uzi's Keyboard and comments are spat out in denial of this opinion.
1. His name begins with B and not U.
2. His name is cool. ( LIKE A BLIZZARD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL GET IT ?!?!?!?!)
3. You can spell lizzard from his name
4. You could spell tard from it if it had a T in it
5. You could spell yard from it if it had a Y in it
6. i dont know i am just trolling now
7. i dont know i am just trolling now
8. again, i dont know i am just trolling now
9. again, again i dont know i am just trolling now
10. And again, i dont know i am just trolling now
Everyone should probably do themselves a favour and just move on and embrace the new leader.