woke up on the floor of a tiny island when we went campin up the lake district, apparantly I needed a shit so i swam across the lake, was about 300 metres or something. Anyways I don't remember it at all, besides waking up and having to swim back.
In a hedge in a greenhouse 7 hours after anyone i know saw me except the taxi driver who dropped me off outside my house but came back the next day as I couldnt pay him.
My mate is the best tho, a few mates went to crash at his after a night out, he let everyone in, walked off down the road into a random persons house and fell asleep on their sofa.
lol starkey. Randomest place ive woken up is on a hill with my mate cuddled up to me. When i got up people were still drinking and there were people just lying all over the place. Was funny untill some kids on their way to school with their parents started crying