Embarrassing confessions?? Lets hear them

Walking in and seeing my gf been tongued by her best female friend...

or the gf shitting on me in bed she was that pissed :-(

Embarrassing confessions?


That's not embarrassing, just has a lot of win.

O_o

The first few seconds were embarrasing though...

Well tell us how it ended :S

On the night or in general? on the night me stuck up her mate, overall 18 months living with them both which ended in tears and heartache and me getting engaged to the "friend"

so much win! moar stories plezz :)

Another shit story...

When I was like 14 I was at a mates house and really needed a shit. I ran to the toilet and pulled my pants down but before I could get to the toilet my arse exploded sloppy shit everywhere. The carpet in the bathroom was cream and there was shit everywhere. I spent about 20mins trying to clean it up but just ended up rubbing it in. I panic and climb out of the window and run home. His mum then called my mum. So by the time I get home my mum is waiting for me. She then drives me back to their house with loads of cleaning stuff and I had to knock on the door with it and say sorry, then go upstairs and spend an hour cleaning their bathroom. Fuck, that was embarrassing.

Also, at uni it was the first time I had ever done ket. My parents were coming up to see me the next day. I got absolutely fucked out of my face the night before and dont remember much. My mates said they took me to bed at like 3am and I was a state. The next thing I remember was my mum opening my bedroom door to see me completely naked on the floor, covered in sick, with white powder all over my desk. :[

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191 think someone posted this on here ages ago and is probably one of the funniest stories i've ever read

on hoilday when I was very young probs 2-4, was sitting on steps at beach whilst parents in chairs n shit. Next thing I know a bastard wasp comes over and guess what, yes.. he got me right on the sweet spot, my cock.

amazing read lmfao. so funny.. thanks

haha if its true , this story would put jerry springer to shame

am i the only person who hasn't fucking shit themselves..

no

Was about to ask when neox was going to arrive on the scene with Jack Daniels fueled stories. I used to laugh so hard on vent at some of them! :D

well... i was about 15/16 went to Cornwall in like a caravan camp site, so i get completely wasted and just decided to go round stealing towels (how cool am i) then i get chased by some man, i get away and remember what caravan is his so i took a runny shit on all these towels and stuck them to his windows, the next day i wake up to a shitty arse and the rumor of a phantom shitter going around the caravan site :L

this isnt really as good as your stories but il contribute anyway

about 2 years ago i was shagging the ex-gf, now in about 2 and a half years this had never happened before as she was on the pill on the time, but i was on top of the her and i looked down, only to see a shit load of blood all over my dick - lets just say on this occasion the red river was flowing.

i screamed ( as i thought i had seriously pulled my banjo!) and jumped backwards, hitting my head of the bed board which happened to be hard and wooden

i did it so hard i knocked myself out, my girlfriend then screams and upon hearing the scream her mother rushes into the room

to find me on the floor passed out with blood all over my dick

not a good time.

I love that film.