Police.. :D

Out for a jog with my hood up and headphones on. I get to my half way point and turn sharply, then start bolting up the hill. Just as I turn, a police car is coming down the hill and brakes suddenly when he see's me. I think to myself 'yeah, I'm up for this'. I give him a quick look and take heed. Blue lights and a chase ensues. He pulls right up beside me as I turn a corner and I, realising its game over, turn to him, put my hands in the air and say 'its alright mate I'm just having a jog'. His rebuttal - 'you stupid little prick' and drives off.


Anyone else got anything like this?D:

well done you can waste police time.

Hammered on a night out I went for the standard piss in a bus stop. Police van pulls up, passenger leans out "If I wasn't on my way to a call out I'd fine you, ya dirty arab". Good person.

Personally I think you deserved that for pissing in a bus stop. Could at least done one in an alley ._.

Thats dirty!

Oh yeah it was a trampy thing to be doing really. But for a bobby to come out with that. Bit tactless.

faggotnoob

the story would have been much better if you included something about the police car reversing over your thick head a few times.

i would have done the police car def

Hahaha!

police r useless!! they get terrorised around here people go looking for police to get a chase

Was driving down a double parked one way street in my transit van, about 6 inches clearance on each side , I had a shop on the street and was used to driving up and down it without crawling along worrying about hitting anyything.

a parked police car suddenly opened it's passenger side door as I got right up to it, I ran right into it and took it clean off. I jumped out of the van and started shouting at the police man and called him



he started getting very arsey with me until his partner got out of the car on the other side (was his sergeant as it turned out) , he turns to me and shouts -



I repeated it for him.

"aye, a right friggin corkhead" he shouts before laughing till he was in tears.

the guy who opened the door just stormed off up the street and didnt come back for five minutes. by which time about five more policemen had turned up and were all giving him shit and calling him a corkhead.

it put a slight dent in my bumber that wasnt even worth bothering with. well worth the aggro to see him get so much shit.

been called a scruffy little cunt by the police before and all i had done was given a description of a kid i'd saw...

i have very little respect for 'the authority' in this country, whereas i have the upmost respect for those serving the country in the armed forces!

My only experience with the police was when myself and 2 associates were smoking green outside of a church when 2 policeman approached us. When they saw us hide our stuff behind a nearby wall they explained that there have been vandals in the area and they weren't concerned with us smoking. They searched each of us due to procedure and looked behind the wall and 'missed' our stash.

at a friends house party, i took upon my self the usual 3am walk to find a shop that was still open!
but when your drunk and halfway there you see a shopping trolley, you remember all those times you wanted to ride it but someone always stopped you, so i climb in and start wiggiling down the road to have a police car pull up beside me and ask me what im doing, i tell him im just takin it back and he says oh ok we will help you, and by help he meant crawling at 3mph egging me on to push it faster, it was a 20 miniute push of shame as him and his partner took the piss laughing all the way :(

in Belgium my mate and I were walking home drunk and with kebab at about 6am. their pedestrian traffic lights were green and turned red as we were both walking across the road. its illegal to walk on a red but we had already started. we heard a car rev at the lights and both were like fuck off but didn't look. next thing we know it floors it round the corner and literally drives up the pavement(big pavement the length of a car) in front of us and cuts us off from walking any further and these two massive body armoured polish guys get out and start threatening us with 200 euro fines, acting like they're gonna kick our heads in first

we really had no idea what was going on, offered one some kebab meat and he threw it on the floor!! wasn't pleased

got loads of funny storys that could get me prison sentances if I was caught :D

awful police nob head:
most recent was riding home on my bike passed a parked police car, randomly starts chasing me, so I stop as you do and he says, "I've just seen you throw cannabis into that garden"...so I ended up arguing and told him what I thought of him and his shit life, and that I did no such thing, to which i replied "give me your pc number i'll be in touch", as far as I know he lost his job as it wasnt the first time he'd done this.

nice police nob head:
out with some girl who I'd just met in town, who clearly couldnt handle her alcohol, proven by her voice screaming "I WANNA GET LAID", so by this point I realised it could be an interesting night, until she bumped into a police man, vommiting on his shoe and being arrested for drunken behavior, lonely taxi home for me... but the policeman said I can do better than her which was news to me!

police man wreck my night:
so from a good night out in town, i'm walking through some dodgy area with another girl (pitch black) and a police car pulls up beside me and says, are you aware that prostitutes operate in this area.... as I'd had too many I said yes why do you think I'm here, to which I got hell slapped by the girl I was with and the two policemen laughed at me, attempting to pick up my jaw... then watched me walk home alone (AGAIN).........fml

conclusion:
police are there when you need them and should be respected, however... most of them dont show respect to the community, as a result they are truley hated by most people.... to be fair they have a very hard job (raul motte?) and get paid a shit wage so I can see were they are coming from. also most police forces are cutting down numbers as the government cannot afford to pay them, they are still hugely under-rated... think of our footy games, stopping gun crime, drugs (some are ok!!!!!), robbery etc